Hollywood Connaisseur Extraordinaire

It's Celebrity Scoop week on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. You know what that means... I could so be a millionaire right now. All that money wasted on Star magazine was not in vain.

Some lady named Virginia take the seat. She claims to be a celebrity connaisseur extraordinaire.
We shall see...
Well, she seems to be getting all the Reese Witherspoon and Anna Nicole Smith questions, but let's see how she does with the Serena Williams question. Holy Shit, this woman watches more Access Hollywood than I do.

She's at 8000 and on a roll. She's stumped on the Marths Stewart trial question but she pulls through. This woman really does have a gift. And they're going to give her a million dollars because she's so enthralled by other people's lives. Then she'll write a book about marriage and scandal in Hollywood and make more money. She'll go from desperate housewife to a-list socialite. Lucky bitch.

Oooooh, they're bringing in the Joaquin Pheonix questions. It worked and she asks the audience. As it turns out, 67% of the audience knows that Liberty is not a name of one of Joaquin's sisters' names. Or do they? Turns out Joaquin DOES have a sister named Liberty. And hollywood extraordinaire goes home with a mere 1000.

It just goes to show that reading Star magazine is just fruitless exercise.