my favorite time to poo...

... is after i have had three cups of coffee.

also,

my favorite time to nap is in the early evening.


and

my favorite thing to watch is How It's Made.
...i especially liked the episode on skateboards.

thats all.

WHY...

...Are cyclists so damn self-righteous??

Just because I drive a car, doesn't mean I don't own a recycling bin.

I've seen An Inconvenient Truth and I believe in global warming...

I just think its all irrelevant when a supernova could explode at any moment, sending an overabundance of gamma rays to earth, and changing our genetic makeup as we know it.

When that day comes, no one will be thinking about global warming.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BLOG!

Do you ever meet someone and while you're talking to them, they invite you to visit their blog?

I don't fully understand this world where people use this online domain and instead of engaging in face to face debate, pursuade you to continue the conversation via blog entries.
Do these people not understand that nobody cares that they have a blog?

I don't really know why I find myself surfing through blogs sometimes, but if I have to browse through yet another mundane blog about political crossfires or somebody's children, I may just throw myself off a cyber-cliff.

I don't care what political party you support or what birds you like to watch.

I don't care if you like to write poetry and I CERTAINLY don't care if you think American Idol Gives Back was inspirational.

Somebody please give me something entertaining to read.

Signed,

An uninspired blogger

uncanny resemblance

Columbia Pictures Lady and Celine Dion

i noticed this last night for the first time last night, when i went to go see Spiderman 3 on the BIGGGG screen at the imax theatre.

Spiderman 3, by the way, s-u-c-k-e-d.

I'd prefer to call it Spiderman 3.7 Hyperdrive