10 REASONS WHY I'M GROSS

1- When I clean out my ears, I like to look at the Q-Tip to see how much wax buildup I had.

2- I like to eat ketchup on my Kraft Dinner (some people find it gross in itself that I eat Kraft Dinner).

3- When I was in high school, my friends and I would watch scrambled porn at our sleepovers.

4- I still swallow my gum sometimes if I'm too lazy to find a garbage can.

5- I sometimes look like i'm biting my nails, but really I'm biting my cuticles.

6- I have sex fantasies involving John Malkovitch (don't judge me).

7- I would rather pick a wedgie than sit in discomfort all day.

8- I do my laundry more often than I wash my hair (and I don't do laundry often).

9- my clean laundry pile is usually sitting under the dirty laundry mountain.

10- I'm wearing yesterday's leftover mascara today.

What one does in privacy...

Whatever people.
However gross I am,
I bet you are all ten times worse.